Schadenfreude Corner (Redux)

I watched the BBC Ten O'Clock News for the first time in about a year last night; it's heartening that fate should pick the occasion for this. The best part, of course, was the City boy who had come there for his first day on the job: "I've just put a down-payment on a flat, a six-month lease. How am I going to pay for it?" The £2m question, indeed.